04.30.12 Sexuality

My Big O

My Big O

BY Janey Ballantyne

I like to think I’m an ordinary woman. I’m 35, I’ve got a good job, enough friends and I know how to enjoy myself. I’m currently single but I’ve had a few nice boyfriends and a few not so nice boyfriends…see? Ordinary. But I harbour a dark secret – I have never had an orgasm. That’s the hardest thing I’ve ever written so I am going to write it again. I have never had an orgasm. I’m defective, I’m abnormal, I’m a freak.

With so much open sexuality around these days, the pressure to divulge every aspect of your sex life has never been greater. Sex And The City paved the way for women of my generation to be open, even positively vocal about their sexuality and not be afraid of it, but I don’t remember Carrie and co. ever talking about the possibility of being Anorgasmic (what a charming word). In fact, the one time Samantha ‘lost’ her orgasm she cried for a week!

The most annoying thing is, I enjoy sex. A lot. I enjoy the intimacy and I do experience intense pleasure – I just can’t close the deal. Has this Anorgasmia affected my sex life? No, not really. I sometimes feel frustrated after sex but how can you miss something that you’ve never had? Has it affected my love life? Definitely yes. You see, my exes fall into two camps – the ones I told about my little problem and the ones I didn’t. The ones I told were sympathetic but immediately saw it as a challenge, declaring “I’m going to be the one to make you come!” Inevitably I didn’t come and we would both feel like failures. The ones I didn’t tell, I faked it with as best I could. However, if the relationship became serious I felt as though I’d been lying to them, but by then it was too late to admit it and so the relationship would break down. I have therefore found it easier to hover in a holding pattern of NSA relationships – booty calls by a musician who spent a lot of time on the road, a bartender who would come over after work, I once, maybe twice, met a stranger on a train (Erica Jong has a lot to answer for) and even got lucky at five out of five weddings one year – a lot of fun, but I’d quite like to get serious now.

In case you’re wondering – I have tried everything. Some of my nicer boyfriends came up with ingenious positions and bought me impressive sex toys but…nothing, and I have also spent literally days reading the ‘casual encounters’ section on craigslist and masturbating but…nothing!

I wrote a screenplay last year and in it I invented a character, an old hippy dude who knew the art of orgasmic meditation – it was a sub-plot really but I liked the idea. A few months later the only friend who knows about this (until now!) handed me a newspaper cutting about a guru who had helped hundreds of Anorgasmic women using his yogic massage technique. I went to see him. He was the embodiment of my character so I simply couldn’t take him seriously and frankly, my prudish English sensibilities just couldn’t handle it.

It did make me determined to finally get to the bottom of my inability to orgasm though so I went to see my Doctor. She didn’t really know what to say – it’s hardly a life-threatening problem, but she performed a physical examination, and thankfully told me my vagina was 100% normal – and that I have a clitoris, hooray! She referred me to a psychotherapist (I love the NHS but I did have to wait 12 long weeks) who said she couldn’t help me because my Anorgasmia clearly wasn’t caused by any trauma – I was never abused and haven’t had any terrible sexual experiences so there was nothing she could do. Back to square one.

I always just assumed it would happen one day, but the older I get the less likely that seems. The funny thing is it used to bother me a lot. I used to genuinely believe I was defective, abnormal, a freak and – much worse – not a real woman, but I now know these feelings were just projections of what the men I was with expected from me and what society’s expectations exacerbated. Recently I have started to accept that it is simply part of me, and not a massive part either, just a small part of what makes me, me. I don’t need to be ‘fixed’.

I’ve decided to share my story because I’m not ashamed of it anymore, and I’m not going to spend my life pursuing something which might never happen. According to statistics, an estimated 10-15% of women are Anorgasmic. That’s a shocking amount of women potentially feeling like failures, as I often have, and there is no reason why they should. Sex And The City may have kick-started the debate, but there’s a lot more to say and I just hope women continue to speak up and talk about sex in real terms, not just the pornographic, fantastical terms we are constantly bombarded with by the media.

Of course sex is a big part of a relationship, but it’s definitely not the biggest part and we should not feel ashamed that our experiences are different, that is what makes every woman both ordinary and extraordinary. I have decided that with my next partner I am going to be honest and if he’s a keeper he’s just gonna have to deal with it. At least he’ll know I’ll be happy with a quickie and I’ll never have to pant and scream like Sally Albright again.

Featured image by germeister on Flickr.

Janey Ballantyne is an aspiring screenwriter with a passion for salsa (both the sauce and the dance), film and New York City. Her greatest achievement was winning the Junior Literary Trophy in the Mid-Somerset Festival aged 10 and a half. Oh and, more recently, climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for charity. She currently lives in Notting Hill and writes a weekly blog at janeyballantyne.com . You can also find her on twitter @janeyballantyne

Comments

  • Wow.. you spoke my mind. I have the same categories of exs that you mentioned. Because of this issue I start losing interest in sex over a prolonged period of time. But I still dont feel like giving up. 😛

  • Marcus Aurelius

    estrogen and prozac …if those two chemicals can’t do it …your biology is beyond reach

    • August

      i don’t think that your comment was well thought out Marcus. And you probably have no insight into the subject matter, so your insincere and ignorant comment came across as just that.

  • August

    I really enjoyed this subject matter being discussed. It was very brave of you to speak of this from a personal perspective, and very real. that is what we need more of is very real representation and discussion of all subjects, without the rose colored glasses. I agree more from Janey Ballantyne

  • kris lanc

    janey i loved your article, your writting is direct and heartful. your story reminded me the movie ” the o in ohio”. in this case, a married woman who never had an orgasm, a fact that has deeply affected her marriage so he gets separated and begins a sexual adventure. anyway for her the answear is a vibrator and is the only thing that can make her climax until…. danny devito comes along. dont know what to say about that, i mean seriously … danny devito?? but i do know that the movie leaves a lot of things unanswered, check it out maybe it helps.

    • Hi Kris – not sure if you will read this as you posted 10 months ago but have just seen it as came back to it for another article I am writing….and it made me laugh out loud! Thank you 🙂

    • kris lanc

      hope to see more of your articles!

  • JKing

    I don’t know how I came across this now, but you are NOT alone. Though masturbation CAN get me there eventually, it is usually a lot of work, and most times I don’t have the energy to bother lol. Only two men have ever had me reach orgasm without my participation, and they only succeeded in this once, orally. I’m sure you have tried everything, but I read this tactic in a magazine once, and sure enough, it worked wonders on me. Have you ever tried laying in a bath tub and letting the water faucet pour heavy water onto your clitoris? It is, by far, the one thing that can bring on an orgasm with a bang. It may sound strange, but it is what works. If you ever read this, give it a try and let me know if it worked for you!!

    • Thanks JKing – you too might not see this as I am 5 months late but sadly this has been tried! Am not giving up hope though :- )

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